Words with Target Cashiers
Him: Are these Pokemon cards for you?
Me: No, they're for my daughter.
Him: Does she play?
Me: She plays "Look how cute this one is."
Him: [deflatedly] Oh. Do you play?
Me: I play "Yeah, that one's pretty cute."
Him: Oh.
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ...do you play?
Him: I TOTALLY DO.
My Brain: What are you doing?
Him: MY FAVORITE IS [some kind of thing] AND HERE IS WHY
My Brain: You deserve this.
The Lady in Line Behind Me's Brain: Murder murder murder murder.
